Gentle breath .. soulfulness .. self-loving choices .. femaleness .. yumminess .. fiery .. pranic .. in-truth .. esoteric
The SergeSpeak slogans of the Universal Medicine cult have little to no relationship with real world dictionary definitions, so what do they really mean? We pass some of the more exuberant terms through the reality tester (conveniently located between non cult members’ ears) and find they come out backwards, twisted, bent…anything but straight.
A bit like the cult leader himself.
Dictionary of Esoteric terms vs grey matter
Compassion (noun) – allowing the other to be where they have chosen to be or place themselves in, in their journey back to soul, with full awareness of who they really are – helping if a true soul-seeking request is made. Reality Tester Translation: (1) antipathy, callous disregard, failure to give a stuff about anyone else (2) derision of the less privileged (3) pretending to give a stuff about other investors in the cult.
Connect (verb) – to truth-fully embody one’s innermost loving in the energy of the divine light the soul. Reality Tester Translation: (hypnotic trance induction trigger) ‘don’t think, don’t feel, do as I say, gimme your money, drop dead’.
Emotion (noun) – disharmonious energy from attaching or reacting to something in life – caused by the inability to observe life, be loving and to live and let live. Reality Tester Translation: An inconvenient human attribute with a dangerous potential to sensitize cult members to the harm they’re enjoined in. A threat to UM cash flow.
Esoteric (adjective/noun) – from Greek esôterikos means ‘from within’ and energetically is one’s innermost, or inner heart. Reality Tester Translation: (1) bullshit piss take (2) fraudulent, bogus (3) false (4) [prefix] – creating the opposite affect (5) expensive, useless and an insult to intelligence. Example usage: ‘Esoteric healing’ (1) fraudulent healing (2) having your genitals handled by an unqualified numbskull (3) cult induced debilitation designed to establish dependency on Universal Medicine.
Evil (adjective/noun) – anything (any energy, thought, word, deed) that separates one from one’s essence of love or innermost. And or, that which does not allow you to be the real and full true you. Synonyms: bully, abuser, troll, male. Reality Tester Translation: (1) Anything that separates one from the cult, and or, that which does not allow one to be deceived, defrauded and have one’s life hijacked. (2) Anyone who disagrees with Serge.
Femaleness (noun) – stillness. To be soft, to be gentle, to be nurturing, to be connected to one’s breasts, ovaries and uterus. To be free of ideals, beliefs and intellect and not pick up heavy things. To be awe-some, beauty-full and yummy etc. Reality Tester Translation: nonintellectual, petty, humourless, idle, narcissistic, pseudo-feminist, competitive bitchiness fixated on Serge; submissive to the cult and hostile to everyone else, dressed in skirts, heels and scarves (2) cult aspiration for blokes but with different dress code and an emphasis on conscious testicle shrinkage.
Fire (noun) – the energy of God, of Love. It is His light and His expressive movement. Reality Tester Translation: Life negating Esoteric balderdash that burns cash.
Livingness (noun) – living in fiery energy which does not contain any elements of prana – that is, it is clear of both mental and causal emotion. There is not an ounce of astral energy in the light of our true essence – the Divine Fire of Livingness. Reality Tester Translation: (1) cold, heartless, ruthless living death at a premium price (2) funds draining death wish promoted by cult doctors.
Love (noun/verb) – a living stillness. Energy of permanence, which has the qualities of joy, harmony and stillness. It is free of emotion. Human Love – (that is, not true or divine love) is emotional love based on the unmet needs within oneself that one expects another to fulfill. Reality Tester translation: (1) passive aggressive, emotionally shut down disregard for anything other than the cult (2) excuse to sever relationships with those outside the cult and divert funds to Universal Medicine. Derivative: ‘Self-love’ – narcissistic disregard for everyone except Serge, but mostly for those footing the bill. Usage: ‘I won’t be taking care of the kids today because I don’t feel it to be a self-loving choice.’ = ‘You take care of the kids, and while you’re at it the housework and make sure you pay the mortgage because I want the biggest property settlement I can get to donate to Serge, and by the way, go to hell.’
Maleness (noun) (Also see Evil) – motion. A lowered vibration out of divine balance with the Femaleness disharmoniously descending into the male and then further into the masculinity, ideals, beliefs, intellect, physical strength, drinking, sport, rape, violence and eating dairy. Reality Tester Translation: Anything that outclasses Serge.
Prana (noun) – a lower vibrational quality of the Divine fiery light. The energy that gives life to anything and everything that is in separation to God’s co-creation e.g. emotions. Reality Tester Translation: (1) life energy, qi (2) anything that makes life worth living (3) anything alternative to having your life vampired by a money hungry, home wrecking, sexually abusive death cult (4) an alternative to death.
Soulfulness (noun) – the embodiment of Self Love. The ability to be in the stillness of God emanent. It is a fiery source of light that pulses in and through the body. This is made possible by being in the claimed presence of our centre where the soul resides within. Reality Tester Translation: (1) a state of emotionally neutered, intellectually stunted, self centred passivity necessary for overlooking large scale physical, financial, sexual, psychological and emotional exploitation (2) unapologetic, entitled behaviour by Esoteric arseholes.
Soulful Healer/Practitioner (noun/inanimate object) – one who assists another to discard that which they are not to reveal that which they are – Love. Endeavours to live harmoniously by the impulses of their inner heart and soul and meets another as an equal Son of God or Love. Reality Tester Translator: (1) unqualified numbskull (2) entitled arsehole (3) dropkick molester (4) misguided individual with limited therapeutic competency, overcharging for ineffective services (5) all of the above
Soulful Healing (noun) – healing that restores harmony to the mind-body-heart-spirit-soul complex by connecting with and embodying the soul, such that all choices are impulsed by love, from love and expressed with love in all thoughts, words and deeds. Reality Tester Translator: overpriced, ineffective treatment which includes inappropriate touching, that either has no affect on symptoms, makes them worse or gives rise to a new set of problems.
Spherical (adjective) – expression of the divine light of soulfulness and energetic truth which is non linear. Reality Tester Translator: (1) talking in circles; the opposite to straight talk (2) confusional balderdash exclusive to ‘The One’. Usage: ‘My digressions make sense Esoterically because energetic truth is spherical.’ = ‘That didn’t make sense because it wasn’t meant to. Even I don’t believe this hogwash. Fuck you. Gimme your money.’
Truth (also Energetic Truth) (noun) – that which is said, spoken, stated, thought, acted and/or expressed with absolute energetic integrity, which stems from the Inner-most Truth. Reality Tester Translation: (1) LOL! (2) BULLSHIT!! (3) unrelated to facts (4) any old palaver Sergio makes up, as long as there’s a buck in it (4) all of the above.