That worked nicely. The UK’s top selling current affairs magazine, Private Eye, was so impressed by the Universal Medicine cult’s frenzy of defensiveness over their probe into UM’s connections with the UK NHS they decided to follow up. It’s no surprise to us cult members swamped the mailbag protesting about allegations the Eye didn’t make, and couldn’t quite specify which information published was ‘lies’.
UPDATE: CULT ROLL CALL ON EUNICE’S YOUTUBE VIDEO LOL
Enkel Dika, ‘Renaissance Rocks’
For Leonardo’s sake, don’t allow music to ‘enter’ you!
It’s ‘laced with poison’!!
How do we know?
Because $ERGE SAID SO! And how better to eliminate commercial competition than have his highness of holy hubris, the messiah of mediocrity tell you proper music is hazardous to your health. More after the jump, plus an intro to our ripping anti-cult Music Player, but first, a Melody Emergency call…
Some unusual items land in the UMA Inbox, but this mysterious ‘news report’ has to be one of the wackiest, or should we say, Sergiest…